let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
Im so close to my next thousand im gonna smooch every single one of ya!!! By gum its extraordinary i need to do something spiffy and special for everyone but i havent the slightest what.